Hi there, my name is Nick Zarzycki. I’m a writer based in Toronto, Canada. Here’s an archive of my writing:

Canada wants to legalize marijuana, but it hasn’t even fully legalized alcohol yet Washington Post

Where Did El Shapo Come From? Deadspin

Why Don’t You Ding-Dongs Come To The Net? Deadspin

Roger Federer’s Graveyard Deadspin

Why Do Athletes Scream? Deadspin

The Banana Has What It Takes To Defeat Gatorade Deadspin